WKUK Stork Factory

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  • Опубликовано: 13 апр 2025
  • The Whitest Kids U' Know

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  • @dyrr836
    @dyrr836 2 года назад +395

    I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible to predict how a WKUK sketch is going to end on your first viewing. This is no exception.

    • @Z3R0NU11
      @Z3R0NU11 Год назад +14

      “Writing endings is hard”

    • @B_r_i_a_n_Y
      @B_r_i_a_n_Y 10 месяцев назад +5

      Then again, it seems that they never knew how they'd end them either.
      But that's why it's magic, how else would we have gotten things like "the popcorn factory" or the "used to date my girlfriend" sketches.

  • @Eldritchinator
    @Eldritchinator Год назад +86

    The stork puppet is so understated and makes this so much funnier

    • @boydj777
      @boydj777 Год назад +2

      Couldn't agree more, it's the best

  • @patrickmckenzie9296
    @patrickmckenzie9296 8 месяцев назад +90

    I was listening to this sketch with headphones in as an 18 year old intern in a small cubicle in a huge office. Was about 3 minutes in (and many dead babies) before I realized my headphones weren’t connected and everyone in my vicinity could hear this chaos. I did not get offered a job at the end of my internship

    • @sethrussell6393
      @sethrussell6393 6 месяцев назад +2

      Damn that's tough actually

    • @themightycrixus1131
      @themightycrixus1131 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 i cackled. Hope life is going better for you these days Patrick.

    • @jackryan444
      @jackryan444 4 месяца назад +3

      Saved yourself tbh.

  • @BBoy4040
    @BBoy4040 2 года назад +240

    The delivery of "Oh she needs cheering up. The woman's sad. She has AIDS" is absolutely perfect

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +3

      That part and the delivery of, “Wooowww,” at 2:55 were my favorite parts here haha

    • @braingodumb
      @braingodumb 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@calowenby1654 my favorite is 'to a 14 year old girl in Ohio' right after saying he doesn't get it lol

  • @michaellopez4746
    @michaellopez4746 2 года назад +98

    Who else thought they were going to tell him that storks don't work there and he's just feeding babies to storks?

    • @KnightQQ
      @KnightQQ 2 года назад +7

      Found it! The underrated comment!!!

    • @michaellopez4746
      @michaellopez4746 2 года назад +6

      @@KnightQQ I was expecting 4 likes and this got 5, so technically it's overrated. 😅

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 2 года назад +44

    2:24 is my favorite part of this sketch. The way Sam delivers that line has me in stitches.

  • @nelsonr12
    @nelsonr12 12 лет назад +458

    To India
    To India
    To India
    AWAY STORK! AWAY!

    • @ericfix0521
      @ericfix0521 2 года назад +15

      To long Island...to long Island

    • @nelsonr12
      @nelsonr12 2 года назад +8

      @MAGA Man That's for your update 9 years later. Why would I take advice from someone w MAGA in their name

    • @drummersnare6276
      @drummersnare6276 2 года назад +6

      Make india great again

    • @AlphaWasSpotted
      @AlphaWasSpotted 2 года назад

      India is like a tumor killing Earth

    • @N-cromancer
      @N-cromancer 2 года назад +5

      @@nelsonr12 you don't, lol. thats how

  • @rubenp307
    @rubenp307 2 года назад +49

    This was simultaneously their cutest and darkest sketch

    • @boydj777
      @boydj777 Год назад +1

      Pretty fitting for the whole vibe of the show, wholesome and disturbing at the same time

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam
    @wanderinginthewoods_sam 2 года назад +42

    The stork is so on point with Trevor's reaction. It's so hilarious to me. 1:45
    *"You made me do this Brian! I hope you're happy! To Long Island!"* LMAO

  • @LucasCaravaggio74g
    @LucasCaravaggio74g 9 лет назад +86

    IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, BRIAN? YOU MADE ME DO THIS, BRIAN! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

    • @braingodumb
      @braingodumb 8 месяцев назад

      CAN YOU HEAR THEM CRYING BRIAN!?

  • @goodstuff8156
    @goodstuff8156 2 года назад +147

    Long Island did have weirdly long stroke of still born babies being born, like a lot of still born babies in a short amount of time but tapered off but it’s still ridiculously high and went on for a very long time. Ain’t that weird.

    • @Manx123
      @Manx123 2 года назад +33

      Was wondering what The joke was. Thanks.

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken Год назад +9

      I thought its an abortion hotspot or something

    • @ziggybarth5026
      @ziggybarth5026 8 месяцев назад

      Was it during the 80s?

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 8 месяцев назад

      @@TheBaiokenit was andnis

    • @Mal0Imperzia
      @Mal0Imperzia 5 месяцев назад

      Drugs, alchohol, physical abuse, thats NY!

  • @JamyrickTravis-l7p
    @JamyrickTravis-l7p 2 месяца назад +4

    Zach had me dying on the floor at 3:51 when I first watched this😂😂😂

  • @Mijeme123g
    @Mijeme123g 12 лет назад +44

    This is my favorite sketch by them

  • @MoonshineH
    @MoonshineH 9 месяцев назад +11

    What a sketch to be one I had never seen before.

    • @braingodumb
      @braingodumb 8 месяцев назад

      One of the best imo

  • @randymarsh6931
    @randymarsh6931 6 месяцев назад +3

    They have at least 30 sketches like this where there’s no way anyone could ever come up with it sober

  • @jesserothhammer7378
    @jesserothhammer7378 2 года назад +68

    To Long Island.
    To Long Island.

  • @SugarSandwich
    @SugarSandwich 2 года назад +30

    This is one of their best sketches. I love the ending. And Songs from Olden Times guy is there!

  • @TheSecondBeef
    @TheSecondBeef 10 лет назад +40

    Well if she's got aids,tell dr.Kyle to cheer her up

  • @OlMoldy
    @OlMoldy 2 года назад +27

    "Somewhere in the desert"
    That was fucking baby Jesus

  • @ryankokish1406
    @ryankokish1406 22 дня назад

    Timmy's minimal involvement in this skit was absolutely perfect, the second i saw him singing i lost it

  • @spartanmchugh
    @spartanmchugh 10 лет назад +60

    Hahahaha to longisland

  • @jamyricktravis649
    @jamyricktravis649 Год назад +5

    It's just Zach 🤣🤣🤣at 3:51
    that had me dying on the floor.

  • @absoluterefusal
    @absoluterefusal Год назад +6

    Probably my favorite one.

    • @boydj777
      @boydj777 Год назад

      It's so fucked up but it's so funny

    • @braingodumb
      @braingodumb 8 месяцев назад

      It's up there, I still quote this one all the time

  • @Coolguy98765
    @Coolguy98765 Год назад +5

    A WKUK sketch i dont remember seeing before?

  • @infernalcomicsdelivery698
    @infernalcomicsdelivery698 Год назад +3

    Before I had a person out there to smile like a dumbass about this video and me watching. Not me from here wrote that this video, I'm still angered. I send you blessings forever Trevor and to people that go away. Baby

  • @Goober0813
    @Goober0813 10 лет назад +14

    Deserves more views

  • @finalgamer89
    @finalgamer89 Год назад +5

    away stork awayyyyyy

  • @unlikelysuspect5491
    @unlikelysuspect5491 2 года назад +8

    I Mrs Trevor. Gone way to soon

  • @notneeded869
    @notneeded869 12 лет назад +14

    Lol I enjoyed this.

  • @johnsmith-qr5el
    @johnsmith-qr5el 2 года назад +5

    Almost 10 years and only 21 comments. Nothing to see here folks

  • @Zer0fuks
    @Zer0fuks Год назад +2

    It's like, Live action South Park.

  • @ty88
    @ty88 11 месяцев назад +2

    To Long Island lmaooooooo

  • @econojon
    @econojon Год назад +2

    *Children of Men* intensifies

  • @zachgibbs9823
    @zachgibbs9823 9 лет назад +9

    Is there an mp3 of the song at the end?

  • @primusinterpares5767
    @primusinterpares5767 9 лет назад +27

    Why long island?

    • @IanOrGoregy
      @IanOrGoregy 8 лет назад +7

      Lots of abortions.

    • @SaltyAsTheSea
      @SaltyAsTheSea 2 года назад +8

      Miscarriages and abortion.... due to fuck shit.... it's just better if you don't ask very offensive to long islanders and stereotypes. I'm sure family guy has done a bit with a similar joke smh 😭

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 2 года назад +1

      @@SaltyAsTheSea wait is this a real thing?

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 2 года назад +1

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Pretty sure they just thought it sounded funny but if it is a stereotype it would be in line with them to throw it in there

  • @maximilianoayala2748
    @maximilianoayala2748 8 месяцев назад +1

    Stork Factory more like Shout Factory

  • @cking5806
    @cking5806 2 года назад +7

    Bruh I’m from Long Island lol

  • @mikek1686
    @mikek1686 2 года назад +1

    That got dark quick, why am I surprised though?

  • @gibbonsgomez4434
    @gibbonsgomez4434 9 месяцев назад +3

    Lol this is their Beatles white album 😂

  • @RoseCatMariner
    @RoseCatMariner Год назад +1

    My dudes predicted dobbs

  • @kevbe144
    @kevbe144 2 года назад +3

    are there alot of dead babies in Long Island or something xd

  • @TheNervousnation
    @TheNervousnation 10 месяцев назад +1

    so good

  • @whatevermakesyouhappy
    @whatevermakesyouhappy Год назад +3

    To long island 🤣🤣🤣

  • @collinstagner6811
    @collinstagner6811 10 лет назад +4

    This made me sad.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 2 года назад +3

      Ikr? Can't they see that children are our future?

  • @E-d1d3
    @E-d1d3 Год назад +2

    There's just too many of you ... aparently

  • @prazedplatoon6502
    @prazedplatoon6502 2 года назад +4

    I’m from long island…looks like you got the early abortion Trevor. Rip. He would’ve loved the joke so don’t at me.

  • @Blarglefarg
    @Blarglefarg 2 года назад +3

    Was that a flight of the concords reference at the end? From their song “feel inside you and stuff like that”

  • @Glockenspheal
    @Glockenspheal Год назад +1

    Why is it called the Stork Factory if they are making babies?

  • @tommyd9932
    @tommyd9932 Год назад +3

    I'm not really sure what we learned here today... Let's just... Not hang out for awhile...

  • @JaefarSABNW
    @JaefarSABNW 4 месяца назад +1

    Doug must be an Israeli.

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 2 года назад +1

    That's what's wrong with comedy today...not enough baby stabbing. 🔪

  • @heilzelynsky9746
    @heilzelynsky9746 2 года назад +2

    Long Island

  • @js0pk0
    @js0pk0 5 месяцев назад +1

    Awaaay

    • @js0pk0
      @js0pk0 5 месяцев назад

      Bbl.. maad

    • @js0pk0
      @js0pk0 5 месяцев назад

      Mahh huewrrrt hueeweeerrrrtz

  • @martinkasse
    @martinkasse 2 года назад +1

    DENK AN DIE KINDER DA DA DA DA DA

  • @ValdVincent
    @ValdVincent 2 года назад +17

    I know no one asked, but world hunger is an issue with supply lines and economic forces. We actually have more food then anyone could eat, but in order for farms to make any money they need to throw away excess to not destroy the market. This is also why your grocery store has a lock on it's dumpsters.

    • @SketchyBack
      @SketchyBack 4 месяца назад +1

      That's the logic of "the market" for you. A humane system would make sure supply lines would get built so that children wouldn't starve. Thinking profits are more important than starvation is a choice.

    • @KaizarNike
      @KaizarNike 4 месяца назад

      also its a problem where we dont have enough land on the planet for everyone to be middle class americans

    • @otten5666
      @otten5666 Месяц назад

      Oh so there is never any hunger in countries without a market economy?

  • @PaneInTheGlass
    @PaneInTheGlass Месяц назад

    To a 14 yr/o in Ohio.. AWAYY!

  • @AmeBliss3
    @AmeBliss3 12 лет назад +1

    so0o0o the dead babys would thefore become still borns 0.o uh.. why long islands?

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 2 года назад +24

    1:55 how red states view blue states

    • @johnsmith-qr5el
      @johnsmith-qr5el 2 года назад

      I would say a baby being stabbed is probably better than being torn apart piece by piece and pulled out of a vagina but hey that's just me

    • @machete660
      @machete660 2 года назад +4

      Well he IS sending all those babies to long island NY

  • @Brocosin
    @Brocosin 2 года назад +2

    1:46 Idk why, but I gotta feeling that Crazy Steve (from Drake and Josh) would so something like this 😂 (If you know, you know)

  • @johnhall7850
    @johnhall7850 2 года назад +10

    Starvation isn't a population density issue.... its a social political issue.

  • @dominicmanester8125
    @dominicmanester8125 2 года назад +12

    From quirky to planned parenthood real fast.

  • @Nathan-ls4xt
    @Nathan-ls4xt Год назад +2

    2:00 Woah, dude turned into a muslim migrant in Europe all of the sudden

  • @ZetsubouJohnny
    @ZetsubouJohnny 12 лет назад +1

    abortions too

  • @AllahDoesNotExist
    @AllahDoesNotExist 2 года назад +1

    I send this to everyone woman with a miscarriage or abortion.

  • @jayb5027
    @jayb5027 2 года назад +2

    "prolife" people in a nutshell lmao

    • @NextWeeek
      @NextWeeek Год назад

      you do realize that this is saying the exact opposite right?

  • @davidodonovan1699
    @davidodonovan1699 2 года назад +32

    Abortion in a nutshell.
    Yet people act like overturning Roe V Wade is a bad thing. They just ignore the babies right to life.

    • @TheTrolliosis
      @TheTrolliosis 2 года назад

      Shut up nerd

    • @kalibos
      @kalibos 2 года назад +62

      I bet you've never even stabbed an assembly line full of babies. Don't knock it til you try it

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 2 года назад

      @@kalibos ruclips.net/video/AYxKRoONrfY/видео.html

    • @phorestpsy216
      @phorestpsy216 2 года назад +1

      too bad you weren't aborted. if this sketch is at all a commentary on abortion.the message is.that prolifers are psychotic nutjobs.

    • @gave2haze
      @gave2haze 2 года назад +52

      "To a 14yo girl in Ohio"