Your perfect day off.

Having sex all day with either Kimberly Franklin or Marlie Moore.

My ideal day off - a doubleheader at Wrigley where I down as many Old Styles as I can manage. After that, on to dinner at Harry Caray's. Then it's back to the Hotel Allegro for a night cap with the girlfriend: wine, champagne, and fill in the rest...

hissexslave said:

So I guess its really enjoyable for guys to take a shit? :dunno:

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It damn sure can be but primarily it is just a daily physiological necessity and source of relief that we try to make the best of. You got a problem with that?

Jagger69 said:

It damn sure can be but primarily it is just a daily physiological necessity and source of relief that we try to make the best of. You got a problem with that?

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Nope. However I do have a problem with guys leaving their shits in the toilet because they 'want me to see how big it is'

Even going to the extreme lengths of flushing the toilet paper in the other toilet across the house so that it wouldn't block the view of the shit.


ukey:

hissexslave said:

Nope. However I do have a problem with guys leaving their shits in the toilet because they 'want me to see how big it is'

Even going to the extreme lengths of flushing the toilet paper in the other toilet across the house so that it wouldn't block the view of the shit.


ukey:

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OK ....but this sounds like a singularly domestic problem for you my dear. It may not be much consolation to you given you evident dilemma, but rest assured that I always remember to flush after I use the toilet. Even when all I do is pee!

Best of luck with your "see how big my turds are" issue. :thumbsup:

Jagger69 said:

Best of luck with your "see how big my turds are" issue. :thumbsup:

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i think this is a new psychosis. should we call it grandispoopfrenia?

My day would sort of be like everybody else's except if you took what everybody else said and replaced it with "taking a nap".

Hmm.

Wake up, look over to see my woman next to me, all wrapped up cozy in her silk sheets. Leave her there and let her sleep for a while, go take a shower, get ready for breakfast. Go snuggle up next to her in bed with my red (fav one) bathrobe on. Wake her up with kisses, then we go in and have breakfast, consisting of: A ham and cheese omelet, biscuit, she can have my sausage D), and some toast.

By this time, it's ready to start the day. She gets dressed in her sexiest blue jean skirt and that white top that I LOVE. I'll just throw some of my regular stuff on Go down to the mall and walk around, just talking. She walks into Victoria's Secret (this is my idea) and gets a new set of lingerie We keep walking around for a while, get something to eat at a fast food restaurant, say Chic-Fil-A. Then it's time to head home, about 4:30 in the afternoon.

We get home, and maybe light a little bud. I'm not a regular smoker, but it sure can light up the night sometimes
She slips into that new lingerie, while we're both feeling good. We go into the bedroom (you could have guessed that...) and she teases me for a little while. Then.. we make hot passionate love until the windows rattle (for about 2 hours, yes 2 hours). Then we both pass out from exhaustion and the weed.

That, my friends, would be a day.

The perfect day off?

I'd sleep the whole entire day, only waking up to pee, poop and eat (in no particular order).

Out on my deck at dusk with my wife and dog on a low humidity, 70 degree day, light wind, with Esperanza Spalding playing live music with her bad. And Don Shula's Resturant preparing dinner for both of us as the Limo waits to take us there.